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- Check in: 4:00 p.m. Check-out: 11:00 a.m.
- Breakfast 8-10 a.m.
- Downtown access: 8 minutes... unless all major streets are under repair...at
which time, let's just stay on the sun deck.
- Airport access: 12 minutes...assuming no lost luggage and the cab
driver hasn't gone fishing
- Railroad depot: 9 minutes...only 8 if you jump out when the car slows
down.
- To two major hospitals: 3 minutes..."Woe is me" but you're
"safe from Worldly Contamination"!
- Children welcome...however, the house rule is that you take home as
many as you bring!
- No pets allowed...we've got two small poodles of our own...give us
a break!
- Smoke free with designated smoking area...outside and a little challenging
in the winter months.
- Six person hot tub...no diving!
- Laundry facilities available..."Bath House Bessie" highly
recommends this area!
- BBQ available year round...when it is -10, you're on your own!
- 700 sq. ft. sundeck..."Clarence Crumdudley" leads morning
aerobics! Just kidding!
- 3 bedrooms: 2 queens and 1 twin...combine with a queen sofa bed for
a suite price...that way you get the honky tonk piano as well!
- Wireless Computer Access / fax machine access...send your wonderful impressions
of this place to both of your friends!
- Licensed and registered...with all of this wouldn't you be? Boo! Hiss!
DO NOT
Swing from the Chandeliers
Jump out of Galleries
Lay hands on the Female Staff without Warning
Disturb Guests in the pursuit of their Natural Pleasures
Throw any Drinking Vessel full or empty
Beg, borrow from, or otherwise importune other Guests
Settle questions of Honour on the Premises
Assault the Musicians |
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